#guys I'm so stinking happy that I finally had an idea ;3;

[pearl-kite]

Round here we talk just like lions

But we sacrifice like lambs

[dunnswrld]

hii! can i request a smut with fem! reader giving johnny road head maybe during the gumball 3000? tysm for being a supplier to my johnny knoxville brain rot <3

Road Head

a/n: This is such a great idea thank you for requesting it! The Gumball 3000 were some of my favorite Jackass clips honestly

prompt: The Gumball 3000 was a long, hot, and long trip. You were even mad you told your boyfriend Johnny you'd even go. But when it's Johnny's turn to drive at night, you have passenger seat, and everyone else is dead asleep you finally get to have some fun.

warnings: smut! Fem!reader, semi-public road head

It was probably your worst idea yet. Telling your boyfriend, Johnny, that you would willingly drive 3000 miles with four (smelly) boys in the car and rarely anytime to stop and take a breather. You really didn't think through the whole thing, the only thing you thought of when Johnny asked if you wanted to join was being able to spend time with Johnny, completely forgetting that there would be three other boys in the car.

"God move over Steve-o!" You barked. Shoving him off your shoulder. "You totally stink!" You added. "My feelings are crushed!" Steve-o said in a fake heart broken tone, putting his hand to his chest and dramatically falling backwards onto you. "I'm going to crush your balls with a hammer if you don't get off me!"

"Are we coming up to the next stop? I think Yn is going to kill Steve-o if we don't get out of here soon." Chris spoke. "Yeah we are like two minutes away from the next stop, we have to be quick there though." The guy driving said, though you couldn't remember his name he was a very nice guy. "I'm counting down the fucking seconds." You said. "Cheer up doll." Your boyfriend, Johnny, spoke up. He turned his body to face the back seat, a camera in hand as he did so. When he turned fully and processed what he was looking at he let out a loud wheeze.

You were sitting as close as you could get to the door as you had your hand pushing Steve-o's face as far as you could even if it was disturbing Chris. "I don't think Yn is loving your company Steve-o." Johnny laughed. "Really? I thought she was going to leave you for me." "In your damn dreams." You said as you shoved his head before moving your hand back to your lap.

"Well party people we are at the stop." The boy droving spoke as he turned into the gas station. Before the boy got the chance to put the car in park you were out, slamming your car door shut as you finally got a breath of clean air that didn't smell like Steve-o's BO.

The rest of the boys got out of the car when it was finally in park and Johnny made his way to your side of the car where you stood and placed his arm around your shoulders.

"Here let's go get a snack or something yeah?" You nodded your head at your boyfriends words without having to look at him. You two began the short walk to the small gas station were Johnny held the door open for you and you gave a small thank you before walking in. Johnny quickly followed in behind you.

You walked to the first isle which happened to be the candy isle, the colorful packaging of all the candies filling your vision. Johnny was a step behind you as he entered the isle, Johnny was able to take one look at you and know how annoyed you were.

"I'm sorry doll, I can tell you aren't enjoying this." Johnny said, you turned your head quickly to his words seeing the sadden looked on his face. "No no Johnny I am just Steve-o is a lot sometimes." "Yeah I know I'm sorry." "Don't apologize Knox." You said as you grabbed his hand and locked your fingers with his, "At least I got you right?" You smiled. Johnny smiled back as he nodded.

You picked a bag of peach rings as your snack and Johnny was happy to buy the small bag of candy for you. When you and Johnny walked out of the gas station the three other boys sat by the car.

"There they are!" Chris said pointing at you and Johnny. "Your turn to drive Knoxville." The boy who drove to the gas station said. "What? No it's Pontius's turn!" Johnny said in defense. "Nope I drove while you slept remember?" Johnny nodded as he did remember that Chris did in fact already drive. "I'll drive if Yn gets shotgun." The three boys all said that was fine, not seeming to care who gets shot gun because they knew they would fall asleep either way.

"I must warn you all though I've been known to fall asleep behind the wheel." Johnny laughed nervously.

Johnny had been driving for about an hour and a half now, the three boys in the back out cold. Sleep-o's snores confirming that at least he was asleep. You were the only one awake and keeping Johnny company.

Though you were keeping your boyfriend company it was silent in the car, the only thing to be heard was Steve-o's snores and the light music that played from the radio.

You looked out the window of the car, dark siloets of trees and every so often a house taking up the view.

"Geez I am beat." Johnny spoke with a chuckle, breaking the comforting silence in the car. You turned your head to Johnny to see him briefly taking one of his hands off the wheel and rubbing it down his face. "Well if you wanna pull over I can finish the drive for you." You said.

"No no no, it's another four hours of driving I wouldn't wish that upon you." You giggled at your boyfriends deny of your request. "Well how can I help you stay awake Knox?" "Well uh-" Johnny laughed nervously. You cocked a brow at your boyfriend, confused on why he was so flustered all of a sudden. Your eyes began to slowly travel to his lap, even through the darkness seemed to take up the whole car, the small amount of light from the buttons in the car gave you just enough light.

"Philip how on earth are you hard right now." You said as you tried not to snicker at your boyfriends random hard. "Well when I'm driving and it's silent in here and your next to me my mind is gonna wonder." "What a perv you are." "I'm not a perv!"

You couldn't help but laugh at your boyfriend, he even began to laugh with you. "Well is that the only way I can keep you awake?" "Yeah I think I'm gonna-" Johnny fake slumped forward and let out and even faker snore, "Sit up I'm not dying of a car crash over you being dramatic." You laughed, Johnny lifted his head up as he turned to look at you with a smile before looking back at the road.

"Well I haven't exactly heard a no... I can take my pants off for you-" "Johnny your driving. Just sit still for two seconds." You unbuckled your seat belt and got onto your knees, reaching over the center console and beginning to under your boyfriends belt.

Johnny couldn't help but dart his eyes from your hands taking off his belt to the road, he wasn't sure if this was gonna help him with staying focused on the road.

Once you undid his belt you quickly unbuttoned his pants and looked up at him, Johnny knew what you met by a single look and lifted his hips up to help you be able to pull down his pants. You shimmied his pants to just above his knees before you placed your hand on his hard that were still covered by his boxers and slowly moved your hand up and down. This earned you a shaky breath from your boyfriend.

"What if one of them wakes up?" You asked quietly, "So what? Let them see." Johnny said, he was way too focused on how great your hand felt stroking him through his boxers to care about one of his friends seeing him get road head. You shrugged it off knowing that you've walked in on Chris and Steve-o many times so this is just a pay back right?

You pulled Johnny's cock out of his boxers, his tip a reddish color and leaking with pre-cum. You shifted your body once again and lowered your head closer to Johnny's lap.

You started off with small kitten licks to his head causing Johnny's thighs to visibly tense up. You began to swirl your tongue around him slowly, really taking your time as you did so. Johnny shifted his hips trying to get anymore friction from your mouth that he could. "Come on doll stop being such a tease." You softly chuckled at your boyfriends whines, you decided to listen to him and finally take him in your mouth.

A large breath of air leaving Johnny's mouth as you began to move your head up and down at a stead motion. You sucked in your cheeks as you moved your head down, making the feeling only more pleasurable for Johnny.

"Oh geez sweetheart-" Johnny tried his best to stop himself from pinching his eyes shut from how great this really felt or from looking at you in order to pay attention to the road. "You're making' this real hard to focus on the road." Johnny breathless laughed as gripped the steering wheel; his knuckles turning white.

You took your mouth off of his dick and began to jerk him off. Johnny saw you out of the corner of his eyes prop your free arm up on the center consul, you were still on your knees in the passenger seat your back arched just enough to allow Johnny to see from the corner of his eye. You were basically taunting Johnny as he tried to get as many glances as he could while driving.

Johnny finally caved and fully turned his head to you, his eyes locked with yours quickly. Your eyes were hung low and even teary from the blow job you gave him not that long ago, saliva and possibly pre-cum gave your lips and chin a shine, and the noticed the lust-filled smile on your face.

"God you are such a great thing on the eyes sweetheart." Johnny's cheeks flushing as he saw your bottom lip suck into your teeth. "I could say the same."

You really could, the look on Johnny's face was amazing, his cheeks flushed, a small layer of sweat on his forehead, the way his brows were furrowed, the way he bite his bottom lip to avoid making any noise; the noises you so badly wanted to hear.

"I'm so close." Johnny whined lowly, moving his eyes back to the road realizing he needed to focus on not killing everyone in the car. You began to move your hand in a quicker pace, trying to help the mutual goal you both were trying to reach. "Just like that sweetheart- ah shit." Johnny's southern accent babbled. You looked down to Johnny's lap to see the sight about to take place.

Johnny's thighs tensed up as the knot in his stomach came undone, shooting cum all over your hand and even a little onto his jeans. You looked back up at Johnny's face as you kept stroking him, you watch as he tried his hardest to not pinch his eyes shut and tilt his head back from the pleasure washing over his body that made his vision go double.

"Holy shit-" Johnny would try and say as his mouth was open, letting out quiet breathless moans. You began to slow your hand movements down as Johnny's high began to end. His chest rising up and down as he tried to relax his body.

You took your hand off Johnny's dick, your hand covered in his cum. Johnny lazily turning his head to see you looking at your hand. "Oh geez I'm so sorry- here you can use my shirt to wipe your hand I don't care-" What Johnny wasn't expecting was for your to bring your hand up to your mouth and begin to lick his cum off your hand with a small smile on your lips. You slowly trailed your tongue on your knuckles as you licked your hand clean.

When you finally cleaned your hand you brought both your hands to Johnnys boxers and pulled them up, then you pulled up his pants. Leaving his belt unbuckled. Johnny watched you do this all, taking in how attractive you looked even just pulling his pants up for him and before you took your seat back in the passenger seat you notice your boyfriends stares and brought your hand up to Johnny's chin, closing his slightly open mouth and turned his head back to the road. "Eyes on the road Knox." You spoke, Johnny chuckling at your words.

"God I love you doll."

[kagedaddy]

I'm not sure about the rule so can you do inarizaki with a model and streamer s/o? 💖

streamer / model - miya twins, suna & kita

warnings: none

miya atsumu

miya osamu

sun rintarou

kita shinsuke [masterlist]

hey hey, thanks for the request, no worries i don’t have rules for asks! hehe i think this scenario is cute, hope yah enjoy it! asks and dms are open for requests.

model

“Ready up angels!”the stage manager calls your attention, you were nervous and excited, tonight you were given the honour to open for the show, so you were going to be walking down the runway first. The make up team quickly does the last touches on your make up and the stage manager fixes the lingerie and giant (colour) wings on your back. You were ushered to the landing area, waiting for the artist and the music to play. 

“Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome (favourite artist).” 

“Stand by first model, (first name).”the stage manager tells you and you nod your head, the intro of (favoruite song) starts playing and the stage manager cues you in. You make your entrance and the crowd goes wild, you strut down the runaway, looking out into the crowd and the unmistakable faux blonde hair of your boyfriend catches your attention, you meet his eyes and decided to sway your hips seductively a little a lot to the song. You see him bit his lip and it gives you a newfound energy on the runway, as you approach the artist they offer you their hand, twirling you around giving the wings on your back a fluttering effect.

 As you arrive back in the landing you’re quickly pushed to the dressing room for a change of outfit and in minutes you’re out again, after a few more quick changes you are strutting one last time in the runaway, you wave and blow kisses to the audience, finding your blonde lover again and sending him an all too suggestive wink before giving a final pose. Once you’re all backstage, you and all the girls cheer at the success of the show, snapping pictures and all heading to the after party lounge. 

Picking up your phone to message Atsumu but thick toned arms snake around your waist and you’re greeted by the familiar cologne of your boyfriend, “You looked really good, babe.”you turn in his arms, wrapping your own around his neck, pulling each other closer and giving him the kisses you both longed for. “Thanks Tsumu, I wanted to give you a show.”he growls at your words and you pull away, “Or maybe to your friends, kidding.”you tease your blonde lover, pressing hot kisses to his neck. 

“Fuck babe, you were so hot. I’m glad I get to take you home.”

streamer

“Hi hi! Welcome to my stream, its (username) here!”

“I know it’s a little bit different today, we’re not gaming but we’re cooking with my partner and a Q & A!”you wave at the laptop you had set up for the stream session today, Osamu awkwardly waves at your stream, he was too cute, you talk about your plans bringing back the attention to yourself. “So babe what are we making for the stream?”you quickly fix the webcam so it would have a good view of the kitchen, “I’m not sure, what does your chat want.”he juts his thumb to your screen and your chat starts spamming all their suggestions.

‘[(random username) donated ¥ 10,000] It’s my birthday today, how about a cake?’

A donation notification sounded, the robotic voice of your text-to-speak read off the donation, “Ohh Happy happy birthday (random username), nee Osamu can we make a cake?”you clap your hands, singing the happy birthday song for your fan, “We can most definitely bake a cake.”he prepares the ingredients and you cheer as more of your fans begin chatting their favourite flavours and decorations the cake should have.  Osamu mixes the batter and you stand beside him, he wants you to be his assistant and look pretty, while he does that, you begin to read out questions for you both to answer.

‘Osamu-san, is (first name) a good cook, what food has she cooked for you?’

You read out the first question, Osamu thinks about it for awhile before answering, “She isn’t a good cook, she cooked me some pancakes but half of it was burnt.”your face turns red in embarrassment and you smack your grey haired boyfriend, “So mean Samu, I thought you love me.”pouting at your partner and playfully crossing your arms. “I do babe but you really stink at cooking.”he presses a kiss to your forehead, deeping the blush of your cheeks.

“Okay next question!” 

You answered as much questions as you guys could and the next thing you knew that cake was baked and cooled, ready for you to design it. You take the offset spatula and began smearing the icing on the cake, throwing in a couple sprinkles and writing illegible words on the cake. You stare at the monstrosity you designed, the cake was baked well credits to your lovely chef of a boyfriend but you were not skilled enough to do the pipping and the adding of sprinkles, “Good job, looks good babe.”Osamu presses a kiss to your forehead as you finished up the design, you knew he was being nice so you just accepted the affection, you both lifted the cake for your viewers to see. 

“Well, I think it kinda turned out okay.”

streamer

You stifle a yawn as you stretch out your limbs, glancing over your clock it was 3:30 am you’ve been streaming for about four hours now. You were on a winning streak in Call of Duty and didn’t want to stop, your snipes were on fire today. “Babe come on, let’s head to bed. It’s late and you’re literally about to fall asleep.”the voice of your boyfriend draws your attention, “just one more game Shin.”smiling sleepily at the salt and pepper haired male, he pats your head and you lean up close enjoying his warm touch. ‘Aww you guys are the cutest’your chat goes wild, spamming it with hearts and you giggle at your chat but one message catches your attention, it read.

‘(username) get your boyfriend to play’

“Good idea chat!”your eyes light up, “Shin look, they want you to play!”you point at your screen, he turns to the monitor eyes following the chat, “Are you sure I’m not that good.”he rubs the back of his head unsure, “It’s okay, it’s all for fun!”you roll you chair to the side to give him some space but he stops you, instead he gestures for you to get up. Confused you follow anyways, Kita settles in your chair and he pats his lap, “come sit babe.”he pulls your body towards him until you’re sitting quite comfortably on his lap, “Will I get in trouble for this chat?”you laugh as you snuggle into you boyfriend’s warmth, shifting the headphones over to his head and quickly going over the controls with him. You set him up in a lobby and letting him pick whatever skin he prefers. Once he got it done, he was doing great, you were yelling at him on what to do and he panics, causing your chat to go crazy from they way you both interacted.

‘You are my parents, you guys are too cute.’

Your focus shifts to Kita, face morphed into concentration as he did his best in the game, he was so cute. He was able to kill a few players and survived the gulag, it was a funny sight to see. Your eyes become heavy, a small yawn leaving your lips, your eyes droop close and you lean closer into Kita but before you could completely drift off he wraps you up in his arms. 

“Guys, I think I’ll end the stream here. It seems like she’s fallen asleep.”

model

Standing at the gate of Inarizaki high, you were lost, you were from a different school, “Ano, excuse me do you know where the volleyball club is?”you tap the nearest male’s shoulder to get his attention, he had blonde hair and wearing what you assume to be the volleyball club uniform. “You! You’re (last name)! You’re really pretty in person”his eyes widens in realisation, jaw hanging open as it dawns on him the model he’s seen on several magazine covers stands before him. “Shh!”you politely smile at the male, holding up your finger to your lips, he nods his head smiling widely. “I’m heading there, I can definitely take you!”he says a little bit excitedly and you can’t help but laugh at the male, “Thank you thank you.”you slightly bow to the male before following him to the direction of the gym.

“I’m Miya Atsumu by the way. Why are yah headin to the gym?”he introduces himself side glancing at you. “Well you already know me but I’m here to see someone.”walking up to the gym you can clearly hear the loud squeaking of shoes running across the court, you couldn’t help the nervous smile to show on your face. You wanted to surprise your boyfriend, he didn’t know you were in the area for a photo shoot so you wanted to visit him. You both walk in the gym, all the boys were busy warming up so they don’t notice, you wave off the blonde telling him to hush about your presence and walk off to the side sitting at one of the many benches. You watched interest as they played a practice match, you’ve never seen Suna play and man were you more attracted to the man, you were practically drooling as he flexed his muscles to block spikes. The coached called for a break and the boys all went to the benches near where you sat, as soon was Suna walks up, he meets your eyes.

“(first name) you’re here?”his eyes widens at the sight of you, “Surprise!”a smile forms on his lips, his sleepy demeanor changing into a more energetic one, “Do you know her?”Atsumu looks between you and Suna bewildered, “How do you know her, she’s like a big time model!”your boyfriend nods his head. “She’s my girlfriend.”the whole gym goes quiet staring wide eyed at their middle blocker, Suna takes this opportunity to go to sit beside you. Taking the towel from his hand, you wipe of his sweat before leaving a small peck on his cheek, “How do you have a girlfriend before me yah sleepy bastard.”Atsumu grumbles earning a laugh from you, “Aren’t your teammates such sweethearts.”you giggle at the scene, you did rounds of introductions and answer their questions about the both of you until they had to get back to practice.

The boys finished up and you waited for Suna by the gym doors, as soon as he stepped out the door you jumped into his arms, catching you without any problems, you wrap your legs around his waist so he’s carrying you. “I missed you.”finally pressing your lips against his, you sigh in happiness, “I missed you, too babe. But why didn’t you tell me you were coming, I could’ve skipped practice today or even class.”he snuggles closer to you but you just shook your head, “I wanted to surprise you, I was in the area for a photo shoot.”you kiss the tip of his nose, his face breaks out into a smile and connects your lips again. “You were so sexy when you played, you’re so good Rin.”you drop your head to whisper in the dark haired male’s ear, licking a stripe down to his jaw and his breathing hitches.

“Let’s go ‘cuddle’ in my bed.”

//

herro herro! the late valentines special will continue tomorrow click here to see it in [masterlist] under gala days, also added the other members for this request. hope yah guys enjoyed it, i not sure if it’s good, i’ve been super stressed lately some shit came up about my ex and the old apartment we use to live in. anyways leave a like and comment if you liked it! have a great one, jaa ne!

all the love xx

[endlich-allein]

Retrospective - Lindemann Tour 2020, London, February 23, 2020

Part 3 - LINDEMANN

And these are the ones everyone is waiting for. When we are in the front row, we feel people come together and push each other to be closer to the stage. Truth be told, I had seen pictures and videos of this concert, but I still had no idea what to expect. We enter in the universe of Till, where the absurd meets poetry, and where violence meets innocence. We start with a video (already screened during the band's previous tour) with Baby Till sucking his thumb and in diaper walking in the streets. This video is really funny. And then God and his angels appear, dressed in white. I admit that from there, I didn't see all the videos, I only had eyes for Till and the guys. Till is beautiful, really beautiful. This whole live is in his image : limitless, extreme, magnificent.

The show begins, "Skill in Pills" for the opening. Everything is crazy, it's going fast, it's strong, I'm witnessing a real artistic performance, as there should be more. And above all, everyone plays their role, everything is in its place. Till, Peter, Svalle, Jonathan and Sebastian have experience, it feels, and know perfectly what they have to do, when they have to do it.

The moment that surprised me was on the song "Blut". I was taking a video of Svalle and Jonathan when it suddenly... rained. And with each chorus of the song, it rains, I did not understand where the water came from, from below, from above ? Soaked but happy. Next comes "Platz Eins", I'm a little disappointed because the room was too small to accommodate the bubble so we didn't see Peter and Till dance. But Till passed into the crowd singing, surrounded by bright colored neon lights. He was at the other end of the room, I didn't see him.

On "Allesfesser", the cakes are out, the guys take pleasure in swinging them, fortunately that evening, Svalle and Sebastian are awkward, which is why they win an exaggeratedly rolling eyes of Till. A young woman just to my right taken a cake (launched by Jonathan), my shoes still have the stigmata of this event.

And we finish with "Fish On", the guys are dressed for the occasion. And the fishies fly, Till has fun, the public too, and... it stinks. Great moment of delirium.

Finally, the evening ends. Till and the guys bow majestically, Till holds on to this sign of respect, he thanks the audience, and they disappear. The lights come back on and I'm not sure where I am anymore. What a performance ! This band is one of a kind. I know that I am not objective when it comes to Till, but in all honesty, today he is the only artist to make such an artist performance, nobody does what he does. In addition, it's really nice to see him again in a small room, close to the public. He is generous on stage, he goes to see everyone, and allows everyone to see him up close. Something that the stadiums do not allow. I would not dare say that this show is better than that of Rammstein 2019, even if... Let's say it is different, it is unique, Till is more free and dares more. It feels good to see him like that. He is full of energy, he have fun and reveals all his creative power, all his charisma and all his talent. LINDEMANN dares something that I would like to see more in other artists, in other groups, with the watchword : put madness in your lives and dare.

Part 1 - Jadu

Part 2 - Aesthetic Perfection